The TRUTH about the story in the New York Press

1. GMC accepts applicants of all ages. There is never a fee to apply to meet a millionaire client. Millionaire clients pay for the search.

2. GMC does have voice mail, yet all inquiries are processed through the site.

3. Millionaire clients must have net worth of at least $1 million, though do not have to document their assets. However, each "milly" signs a document requiring him to be "100% honest," and if not forfeit any fees paid should GMC discover that they have misrepresented themselves in any way.

4. Millionaire client ages range from 28 - 62 (our median) with most being in the 40's and 50's.

5. Most "applicants" to GMC are 25 - 40 (our median). GMC does not accept any applicants under age 21.

6. Finally, the best part: The owner of GMC is named Jill. Who is Judy? She is the fictitious character created by the author. Judy is the name of the author's mother, Jill reminds him of his Mom. It's kind of sweet but then again, whatever. And Jill wants you to know that she doesn't have "hot-rollered red hair" though she will admit to being a little disheveled on occasion, - aren't we all though? Her excuse is real: with all these adorable guys wanting to meet with her she has barely any time to sleep!

7. Stop reading this and send in your application today!!